Shex.

There is only one thing in the world that (most) people can never get enough of. This monstrosity is called sex. (I guess it's not monstrous if viewed a certain way). I mean, teenage pregnancy is over the top these days (okay okay, maybe not statistically correct, but you get the jest). Nobody can tell you to not have sex and it actually work, so if you're going to go get jiggy with it at least use a condom. I think if you're dumb enough to get pregnant before you are legal enough to apply for a job (you know that stage when you are just being weaned from a binky) then you shouldn't be able to reproduce, because chances are they are going to turn out little dumb shits anyway. People have sex and then brag about it or they make stupid comments referring to something sexual and think it's like the coolest thing ever. But, I guess it's like the newest thing ever. Ha. Doubt it. Sex has been around since there was a penis and vagina. Everybody has one of the two and some lucky bastards are lucky enough to have both (actually that's pretty messed up). Sex was in action when your grandparents were in the prime of their youth, they probably do it now too, which is why grandma sometimes goes through those baking frenzies (those cookies you eat). Yeah, not so sexy now is it horndog. Also, sex used to be something you shared with that special someone....did you catch that some"one". But there are still those people who strongly believe they must pork and grind every thing that moves, because if they don't use it they will lose it....which probably should happen anyways. Sex also used to be viewed as beautiful and sex meant making love to someone, now making love is having sex. It means nothing. People used to wait till marriage, now those numbers have went down a lot (once again, I am assuming, who said writers were factual anyways?). But I mean if you aren't going around impregnating or getting impregnated by someone you just met, then maybe you have a chance, before the fetus eating zombies rip open your stomach etc etc. You get it. It's going to get to the point where the government is going to have to kick into population control. Or those little shits are going to take overl. It should be a law that there cannot be three or more kids under the age of nine together in public (this means buses, restaurants, and other places that I enjoy going [or have to go] without having to worry about going to jail for child abuse, cause the kids always start it, right?)

*I do not condone child abuse and/or zombies eating any lifeforms*